Category: Eurovision 2012

Netherlands

I just got into Amsterdam! Where are all those cafes people talk about? Ok I’m not really into any of that stuff, but the Netherlands has generally been accepting of many different ideas and cultures and I can’t wait to explore this great nation. While I’m here I might as well review their entry into …

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Portugal

Portugal, I am running out of words to say. I mean it’s a nice song, but there is almost nothing of eurovision substance in it. I give it the restaurant award cause it would be an amazing song to listen to in a nice romantic restaurant. I can picture it now. My boyfriend and I, …

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Belgium

Hello Belgium! I’ve just arrived for Gay Pride and I’m so excited to be here! I hope Brussels knows how to show a Californian a good time. In honor of my arrival, today I’ll be looking at Belgium’s entry into this year’s Eurovision. Belgium unfortunately gets the desperation award. Iris seems so desperate to get …

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Montenegro

Hello Europe! I just landed in London and am so excited to be here! In honor I’ll review Montenegro’s entry this year which is all about Europe. Montenegro definitely gets the political award this year. I’m sure the eurovision board had to think long and hard on this one since they don’t like political songs. …

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Youtube Roundup

Last time we did this was roughly a week ago. Let’s see if the trends have changed since then! 1st Semi-Final Country Views Last week’s views Percent increase Montenegro 437,722 366,399 19.5% Iceland 321,637 262,661 22.5% Greece 445,833 366,420 21.7% Latvia 194,523 159,734 21.8% Albania 346,886 295,747 17.3% Romania 433,424 356,882 21.4% Switzerland 111,587 89,200 …

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Iceland

I’m departing for Europe today and since last time I got stuck in Europe because of a certain volcano in a certain country, I am praying to the volcano gods to have it happen again so I can stay in Europe longer! Iceland, I hope you’re ready for my review. I think the song is …

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Lithuania

Lithuania gets the no vision award! And not because the singer can’t see at all. The song keeps wanting more. I want a strong voice, a deeper beat, more joy. The only thing this song has going is that the boy is cute. I’m sure he very quickly picked up the gay vote due to …

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Malta

Malta brings us back in time to the 90’s. I feel like a singer from the Backstreet Boys is trying to serenade me. For that Malta wins the oldie award! Apparently he also likes tonight since “this is the night”! I hope this night does turn out well for him cause he’s gonna need some …

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Georgia

Hold your horses Batman, this is not the Joker. Other than being a joke entry into this years competition Georgia didn’t submit anything exciting. The artist continually messes up parts of his song and it just doesn’t flow. The only good beat is the chorus which repeats an exceedingly painful amount of time. Chances are …

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Italy

Italy is back with a fun upbeat song this year! I like this song even though it is probably not my favorite of all time. But what outfit is Nina wearing?! I give her the zebra award. The outfit does nothing for her. Hopefully her on stage outfit will be a lot better. The song …

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